iphoneicarly:

only lesbians can see this post if u see this post u r a lesbian

(Source: beyoncevevo)

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

“¿What are your goals? You MUST have some goals!”

“¿What are your goals? You MUST have some goals!”

Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

(Source: nopietyjustpieandtea)

seokim:

do you get nervous around new people and/or in group situations and say stupid things by accident? I sure don’t.

FAILING EVERY SOCIAL ATTEMPT IN MY LIFE

seokim:

do you get nervous around new people and/or in group situations and say stupid things by accident? I sure don’t.

FAILING EVERY SOCIAL ATTEMPT IN MY LIFE

seokim:

I’m a polycuddlist

seokim:

I’m a polycuddlist

my life since i “”“”“”“”“”“”“learned”“”“”“”“” to cook

my life since i “”“”“”“”“”“”“learned”“”“”“”“” to cook

me: skips tutorial
me: how the fuck do you play this game

katkinkat:

YOU ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE HOLY SHIT

(Source: baboushkat)

bohemea:

Helena Bonham Carter - Vogue UK by Mert & Marcus, July 2013

sakufay:

“ur cute”

“no ur cute”

*gets out knife* “NO UR CUTE”

(Source: ishimartini)

(Source: alinetrash)

ald52:

hearing songs in dreams that i haven’t heard in real life before, mostly classical music and melodic beeps